Frustrated Taxpayer Gifts

"There will always be death and taxes."

There is not much left after deductions and taxes, is there, Rodney?

Debt is a tax with interest added on.

Federal Department of Gimme, Gimme, Gimme!

'I'd like to think they contribute because it's the right thing to do, but I'm not above a short sermon on tax deductibility.'

I.R.S.: 'All's fair in love & taxes'.

The average taxpayer will ultimately embrace the auto industry bailout. Hell, we sold em all that useless undercoating for all these years!

See the house whose property taxes were raised

"Oh, great. The bunny runs away and lives high on the hog on my tax dollars. Next!"

'Since our stadium was built with taxpayer support, I regret to inform you that all incentive and signing bonuses must be returned.'

tax rises...

"Lessee ... I suppose my current income is around ... "

'Relax - someone will be looking for us...the Inland Revenue...the T V licence people...'

Room 101 Tax Inspection

'Gibbs, I subracted your federal, state and social security taxes and medical from your paycheck, and you owe the firm $50.'

A filing cabinet of taxes lands on the American Gothic couple.

Your tax $ at work...unless it's a weekend, one of 17 holidays or after 4 PM!

Me Doing My Taxes

'Dr. Jekyll, how well do you know this Mr. Hyde who prepared your taxes?'

Desperately short on agents, the IRS has turned to the use of remote-controlled drones...

'After seeing the latest fuel bills your Dad's gone nuclear!'

'You may march to a different drummer, but you still have to pay the same piper.'

The customer is never right.

"That's not true sir, we don't try and soak the rich - we try and soak everybody."

'You pay taxes so I can go to school? Hey, that's where you can save money.'

'You can't count your litter box as a deduction just because you do your business there.'

Police: Don't bother to call Dept formerly rapid response.

'Look at the bright side, Wiggins. You have the perfect portfolio for someone who doesn't like to pay for any taxes.'

The tax overhaul will be just like my engine overhaul --- In the beginning there's lots of incomprehensible terminology and at the end I'll be given a big bill!

'The trouble with politicians is that they always put MY money where their mouth is'

A non-returnable special delivery coming to your life...soon.

45% of my bonus goes to taxes

The IRS is out to get you? -They didn't follow your HERE, did they?

"It's all a scam! If we get a job after college, we'll have to pay off a big student loan debt and pay taxes."