Tax Worrier Gifts

The IRS is out to get you? -They didn't follow your HERE, did they?

"How is the budget forecast looking?"

'Why do I get the impression that my 401(k) isn't performing well.'

"Double whammy. My weight now exceeds my credit score."

Tax Collector

I think I have a gilt complex.

"Grandma! What big medical bills you have!"

After thirty years of hard work, Tom was beginning to get a little upset with the ball and chain forced upon him.

"The economy doesn’t make me half as nervous as my kids do."

'Climate change seems to be a real thing... in the past, our money was sufficient till the 25th of a month. Nowadays, it's melted away on the 15th.'

"If you're so worried about the effect of your mobile phone on your sperm count maybe you should just use it less!"

'There's not much of an incentive after taxes.'

"Oh, great. The bunny runs away and lives high on the hog on my tax dollars. Next!"

Man has his pockets emptied of cash at internal revenue office.

'He spent yesterday being briefed on the threats from a cyber attack...'

'One question. Now that death's over and done with, do I still have to worry about taxes?'

"The boss complimented Bob today... but now he's afraid if he talks to him again he'll say something stupid and ruin it!"

"It's just until the air conditioning in our house is fixed."

Energy Bills

"All I did was ask it if we'll ever collect Social Security and Medicare."

Man sells IRS insurance outside IRS building.

"My ship came in, but the Government put it in dry dock."

IRS: I Survived the Audit.

"You forgot to read the small print Mr Burrows. My charges are ten pounds a letter and you have two hundred and thirty three on this page."

"I don't know what we'll do when our adjustable-rate mortgage resets."

buck stops here-taxes...mine

'It's money in the bank. . . so it's worrisome.'

'Couldn't you just leave that here until we're sure the new system works?'

"The Bank has returned the rent cheque marked 'Insufficient funds', but it doesn't say whether that's them or us!"

There is not much left after deductions and taxes, is there, Rodney?

Eye of needle fat cat size That'll do nicely.

'You can't take it with you so I'm sending it on ahead.'

'Well, we've been talking about downsizing, and it looks like the bank is going to make sure we do.'

"Hi, Mr. Tepper. This is the I.R.S. Say, back in April, when you paid your tax, we had no idea of the sort of bills Uncle Sam would be running up, and-well, the long and the short of it is that we have to soak you again."