Frustrated Genius Club Gifts

"Blast it, Perkins, not again!"

Man with wine glass face looks unhappy.

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

"After 10 broken keyboards, I finally bought him one that's designed for someone who bangs on it when they're mad."

"This new system is too complex...pass it on."

Broken since March

Music Quiz

"Dude—you're ruining my face—and when are you painting my hands—my ear is itchy—also you stink—hurry up!"

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

"Listen up - today is the first day in the rest of the coronavirus crisis!"

Desktop Print Hell: '...an eternity of different printers and no windows driver...'

A military officer daydreams

'She leaves before I finish her portrait.'

Chapter 3. Andrew's scheme backfires.

"So apart from stop being 'lying hypocritical uncaring bastards who'd promise anything to get back in power'...is there anything else we might do to secure your vote?"

Angry tennis player.

'I can't afford those prices so would you call me when France goes broke and devalues its currency?'

Twisted Peel has a bout of road rage.

A painter drawing a ship

New Listings From Frustration House.

"May I focus my customer frustration on you with the understanding you're powerless and it's nothing personal?"

"That laptop was expensive as hell but publishers are still rejecting my stories! I want my money back!"

"The exposed brick wall is the perfect place to bang your head after a long day at the office."

"He's always had a fascination with the hard drinking,hard living writer,the tortured genius. It's an image he's tried to emulate. Unfortunately he's only ever managed the first two parts." "I can't <hic> feel my face."

'The alarm didn't go off, my car wouldn't start, missed the bus, my back's aching, haven't had a raise in two years ...'

Tourette's!!

'Golf was too frustrating, so Ed took up painting!'

Brexit Part MMMCDIXIV

"Yeah, it's not cheap. But Big Pharma's depending on you."

"How the heck do I know what the password is? That's just a line of flippin' dots!"

"I put my best ideas on the internet and all I got was this print-on-demand shirt."

'Typical!'

'...I can accept that bad things sometimes happen to good people. What drives me nuts is how all the good things always seem to happen to people I can't stand!'

"I asked our tech support to escalate me to the next level...they transferred me to a suicide hotline!"

A bottle opener is stuck at the bottom of a bottle of beer.