Frustrated Geek Gifts

"After 10 broken keyboards, I finally bought him one that's designed for someone who bangs on it when they're mad."

"How the heck do I know what the password is? That's just a line of flippin' dots!"

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

"Tech-support has confirmed it. Screaming and hitting the computer won't solve the problem. You'll have to try something else."

Man with wine glass face looks unhappy.

"Hey! Get back here!"

Broken since March

"A watched file never loads..."

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

"Blast it, Perkins, not again!"

"My mouse is running from me. Apparently, he's tired of me slamming him down when I get frustrated with my computer. I even apologised."

STRIP Hambone: "System been down long?"

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

Desktop Print Hell: '...an eternity of different printers and no windows driver...'

A military officer daydreams

'She leaves before I finish her portrait.'

In case of computer breakdown break glass

'And you get this free.'

Twisted Peel has a bout of road rage.

'Are you sure that hitting it with a baseball bat will work?'

STRIP Hambone: Techinical support in layman's terms #2

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'I know the computer's slow, but this really isn't a better way to enter data.'

"They call it the Cloud. No wonder I Can't find anything in it."

"My computer crashed. . . to the ground when I got frustrated and threw it out the window."

"These kid computer games are so hard to learn that I've decided to skip my second childhood."

'Blasted caller ID! I can't get through to anybody!'

'Don't get smart with me!'

"It says it's sick and tired of telling me to update my software and if I don't do it right now it's going to explode."

'I am so very frustrated! It's hard for you to understand, but you don't know the golf course.'

'The alarm didn't go off, my car wouldn't start, missed the bus, my back's aching, haven't had a raise in two years ...'

'Golf was too frustrating, so Ed took up painting!'

"Save! Save! "

"Every time I say this computer is supposed to be 'user friendly', it lets out an evil laugh."

"You feel like throwing your computer out the window? Sure, as long as it's fully depreciated!"