Frustrated Tech User Gifts

'Blasted caller ID! I can't get through to anybody!'

'Don't get smart with me!'

STRIP Hambone: Techinical support in layman's terms #2

Computer Room.

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

"Tech-support has confirmed it. Screaming and hitting the computer won't solve the problem. You'll have to try something else."

'Sorry, I can't help you, the computer's down again.'

"Hey! Get back here!"

"After 10 broken keyboards, I finally bought him one that's designed for someone who bangs on it when they're mad."

Tech Support/Counseling for Anxiety caused by tech-support.

"A watched file never loads..."

STRIP Hambone: "System been down long?"

'Sorry guys! But i'm afraid we're going to have to shoot this segment again. The darn tape just ran out!'

"Sorry, but road rage is next door. This room is for people who get frustrated with their compute and take it out on their keyboards."

In case of computer breakdown break glass

"I'm certainly no expert on the matter, but throwing the copier out the window just may be a sign you're suffering from stress."

'And you get this free.'

What's that annoying sound? BEEEP. I've figured it out! I lost one of my cell phones. It's somewhere in the caf

'Are you sure that hitting it with a baseball bat will work?'

"They call it the Cloud. No wonder I Can't find anything in it."

'I know the computer's slow, but this really isn't a better way to enter data.'

"My computer crashed. . . to the ground when I got frustrated and threw it out the window."

"These kid computer games are so hard to learn that I've decided to skip my second childhood."

'Your Dell went to hell.'

"Due to heavy call volume, your wait time will be six years."

'...and we've converted this room into a home office.'

"It says it's sick and tired of telling me to update my software and if I don't do it right now it's going to explode."

Man pokes his touchscreen and hurts it.

"How the heck do I know what the password is? That's just a line of flippin' dots!"

"Save! Save! "

"Every time I say this computer is supposed to be 'user friendly', it lets out an evil laugh."

You ready? You betcha. J-Lo will have a love child with Alan Greenspan, then cure male-pattern baldness. From the files of: It could happen in 2021. Technical support will answer the phone.

Obscenity-recognition software. It's for people who hate computers, but have to use them.

"You feel like throwing your computer out the window? Sure, as long as it's fully depreciated!"