Frustrated Tech Wizard Gifts

'And you get this free.'

Computer Room.

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

"Tech-support has confirmed it. Screaming and hitting the computer won't solve the problem. You'll have to try something else."

'Sorry, I can't help you, the computer's down again.'

"Hey! Get back here!"

"After 10 broken keyboards, I finally bought him one that's designed for someone who bangs on it when they're mad."

Tech Support/Counseling for Anxiety caused by tech-support.

'It's amazing - He can't even tell time, yet he can program the VCR.'

"A watched file never loads..."

STRIP Hambone: "System been down long?"

'Sorry guys! But i'm afraid we're going to have to shoot this segment again. The darn tape just ran out!'

In case of computer breakdown break glass

Jesus forgets to save.

'What's wrong? You can play any game you want! Mwaahahaha!'

"Sorry, but road rage is next door. This room is for people who get frustrated with their compute and take it out on their keyboards."

"I'm certainly no expert on the matter, but throwing the copier out the window just may be a sign you're suffering from stress."

'Are you sure that hitting it with a baseball bat will work?'

STRIP Hambone: Techinical support in layman's terms #2

'I know the computer's slow, but this really isn't a better way to enter data.'

"My computer crashed. . . to the ground when I got frustrated and threw it out the window."

"They call it the Cloud. No wonder I Can't find anything in it."

"Due to heavy call volume, your wait time will be six years."

"I've already spent a fortune on mobile devices for her. I guess the days of kids playing with pots and pans are over."

"These kid computer games are so hard to learn that I've decided to skip my second childhood."

'...and we've converted this room into a home office.'

"It says it's sick and tired of telling me to update my software and if I don't do it right now it's going to explode."

'Don't get smart with me!'

'Blasted caller ID! I can't get through to anybody!'

"How the heck do I know what the password is? That's just a line of flippin' dots!"

"Every time I say this computer is supposed to be 'user friendly', it lets out an evil laugh."

"We are currently experiencing an unusually high volume of calls and all our advisers are busy..."

"Save! Save! "

"You feel like throwing your computer out the window? Sure, as long as it's fully depreciated!"