Insomniac Club Gifts

"Try thinking about something else."

"Decaf... I distincly ordered DECAF..."

'I never get a good night's sleep. Thank God for these office meetings!'

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

Things that go beep in the night.

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

"They say this will keep us up all night like that's a bad thing."

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

Wide-awake.

"When Van Gogh had insomnia he created masterpieces."

"Before I prescribe a sleeping pill, I'd like you to try the opera."

Thoughts of Stephen Harper...

"I'm going to give you something to help you sleep."

"Sleep? No, I'm the anxiety fairy. How about a cuppa joe?"

"Damn! I STILL can't sleep!"

When animal cloners suffer from insomnia.

"See how much better you look after a good nights sleep."

"This book put me to sleep—It was wonderful."

"If you can't sleep you may as well be productive and guard the meth lab."

'I hate to admit it, but I counted sheep all night.'

'Oh man, really shouldn't have had that coffee in June,'

"He's chasing his dreams."

'Never, Ever...try to figure out the meaning of life in the middle of the night.'

"You've been daylighting, haven't you ?"

"I couldn't sleep."

"Must you page swipe so loudly?"

'It's great that you can laugh at yourself, but can you not do it in the middle of the night?'

I couldn't sleep so I thought I'd embroider my memoirs a bit.

'The new baby? Oh he's great! I haven't slept in 4 days, but the baby is great!'

Daily Promise...

'One will help you sleep like a log. The other one's to keep the termites away.'

'Next time try decaf.'

'How's your insomnia?' - 'Terrible, I can't even sleep when it's time to get up.'

'I can't sleep either - that's why I'm playing this thing!'

Person thinking about Trump whilst he's trying to count sheep.