Naughty Holiday Fan Gifts

'A little bit naughty is ok.'

"Anything but milk and cookies."

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

Hot food cafe open every day except Christmas Day.

Rudolph's off-season side hustle

'Another artisanal B&B.'

'No wonder you're more tanned than I am - you are nearer the sun!'

Season's Greetings and a Prosperous New Year.

'Santa's blotto.'

'I'm not allowed in the water until I can swim.'

Castaways at Christmas

"I should have known when they started letting kids at the mall sit in the lap of someone dressed up as Jeff Bezos."

'Am I next?'

Santa pees his name in rooftop snow.

Christmas Star

Hell's angel Santa riding reindeer like a moterbike

'where do you plug it in?'

"Apparently, every Christmas he'd take the tree out of storage and add a few more ornaments!"

"So,as the advert says, we are looking for someone large with a lot of presence."

"Bearing in mind that Santa has fact checkers, have you been a good little boy?"

"All of the other reindeer used to laugh and call me names..."

'She's dead alright. The question is: did she jump, or was she pushed?'

"I'm in hiding: I slobbered all over his "good pants" this morning at breakfast. Now, he's back upstairs changing, and running late for his big meeting..."

Santa crawling out of log burning stove.

"I thought you only came once a year."

'Okay I know he's Santas little helper but this is getting ridiculous!'

"You've broken half me solar panels, ya t***a!"

Santa is rescued from a desert island that is scattered with bones and reindeer skulls.

'I just love Christmas!'

A Centipede's Christmas

Christmas Lights

Rudolph the Shit-Faced Reindeer