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'A little bit naughty is ok.'

"Anything but milk and cookies."

Easter Candy Island.

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

Hot food cafe open every day except Christmas Day.

Rudolph's off-season side hustle

'Another artisanal B&B.'

'No wonder you're more tanned than I am - you are nearer the sun!'

Season's Greetings and a Prosperous New Year.

'I'm not allowed in the water until I can swim.'

'Santa's blotto.'

"This is not what I meant when I said you should try to live in the present."

"I should have known when they started letting kids at the mall sit in the lap of someone dressed up as Jeff Bezos."

'Am I next?'

Christmas Star

Santa pees his name in rooftop snow.

Are you a good little girl or boy If not, REPENT today: 'November and December,,,I'm Santa at Macys,'

Castaways at Christmas

Hell's angel Santa riding reindeer like a moterbike

'where do you plug it in?'

"Bearing in mind that Santa has fact checkers, have you been a good little boy?"

"All of the other reindeer used to laugh and call me names..."

"I'm in hiding: I slobbered all over his "good pants" this morning at breakfast. Now, he's back upstairs changing, and running late for his big meeting..."

"Apparently, every Christmas he'd take the tree out of storage and add a few more ornaments!"

'She's dead alright. The question is: did she jump, or was she pushed?'

"So,as the advert says, we are looking for someone large with a lot of presence."

Santa crawling out of log burning stove.

"I thought you only came once a year."

"You've broken half me solar panels, ya t***a!"

'Okay I know he's Santas little helper but this is getting ridiculous!'

Santa is rescued from a desert island that is scattered with bones and reindeer skulls.

A Centipede's Christmas

Christmas Lights

'I just love Christmas!'

Attorney-at-Law. They won't let you join in any reindeer games, eh ... You have excellent grounds for a lawsuit.