Muse By The Pool Gifts

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

"Your editor called again to see if the well was still dry."

Emily Dickinson Rebooted

'How's the water, dear?'

'No Jake, I don't want to watch you do it again.'

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

The Sensitive Dude.

"Gasp! Pant! Is it good for you, Marjorie?"

'Have you ever thought about doing a children's book?'

"See - that's how he's able to write all those plays."

"Alarmingly, after five minutes the pool had come no closer."

'Perhaps we should leave details of the divorce settlement until after we are married.'

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

Mozart on a lilo

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

'Wow, swimming IS great exercise! The bathroom scale I put down here shows I'm 20 pounds lighter!'

'Despite anosmia she fonded her penuche.'

How swimmers look and feel after a long swim.

As the years passed, Grandpa became more absent minded...

Artist Misses the Point

Captain Eddie's New Boat: 'Don't over-think it, just go with the moment...ok, maybe a little thinking...'

Abstract portrait art.

"You're overthinking this."

"This year we'll focus on the road, next year we can focus on building the highrise on the mountain."

'Be honest - do I have someone stuck in my teeth?'

"9-1-1, I'd like to report a great idea for a podcast."

An octopus admiring an inkblot painting

Artist studies painting nudes by painting peeled bananas.

Ship of fools.

"Dude, you gotta get out here and clean this pool more often."