Creative Poolside Muse Gifts

Hockney by the Pool

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

Bankside

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

'You'll never be the next Micheal Phelps if you don't start working on your breaststroke.'

'How's the water, dear?'

Fishy tail.

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

Mozart on a lilo

'Perhaps we should leave details of the divorce settlement until after we are married.'

'Have you ever thought about doing a children's book?'

Dolphin tricks.

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

'Honey, you can't keep running to Daddy every time you find a little bug or something in your pool!'

“I’ve always wanted to learn to swim, but it’s never been more than thirty minutes since my last meal.”

"Alarmingly, after five minutes the pool had come no closer."

"I can't help thinking there's a book in this."

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

'Wow, swimming IS great exercise! The bathroom scale I put down here shows I'm 20 pounds lighter!'

As the years passed, Grandpa became more absent minded...

'Despite anosmia she fonded her penuche.'

Artist Misses the Point

"You're overthinking this."

How swimmers look and feel after a long swim.

'Which end's the shallow end?'

"9-1-1, I'd like to report a great idea for a podcast."

'Isn't it how you learnt to swim?'

Tentacle attacking diver.

"Dude, you gotta get out here and clean this pool more often."

Artist painting an artist doing a painting.

Baldo's Life is Sweet Moment: When your new best friends down the street install a swimming pool.

"And if what they say about global warming is true you should have year round use of the pool by 2075."

'Is it labor day already?'