Muse By The Pool Prints

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

"Your editor called again to see if the well was still dry."

Emily Dickinson Rebooted

'How's the water, dear?'

'No Jake, I don't want to watch you do it again.'

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

The Sensitive Dude.

Mozart on a lilo

'Perhaps we should leave details of the divorce settlement until after we are married.'

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

"Alarmingly, after five minutes the pool had come no closer."

"See - that's how he's able to write all those plays."

"Gasp! Pant! Is it good for you, Marjorie?"

'Have you ever thought about doing a children's book?'

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

'Wow, swimming IS great exercise! The bathroom scale I put down here shows I'm 20 pounds lighter!'

"You're overthinking this."

'Despite anosmia she fonded her penuche.'

As the years passed, Grandpa became more absent minded...

How swimmers look and feel after a long swim.

Captain Eddie's New Boat: 'Don't over-think it, just go with the moment...ok, maybe a little thinking...'

Artist Misses the Point

Lemmings on Vacation

Abstract portrait art.

At this time I'd like to thank the man or woman who invented the parasol. Without it, an indoor rain shower might dilute this Mai Tai, hindering my ability to get my full Don Ho groove on.

"This year we'll focus on the road, next year we can focus on building the highrise on the mountain."

'Be honest - do I have someone stuck in my teeth?'

"9-1-1, I'd like to report a great idea for a podcast."

"Dude, you gotta get out here and clean this pool more often."

"I don't think it sends the right vibe."

An octopus admiring an inkblot painting

Artist studies painting nudes by painting peeled bananas.