Muscular Humor Gifts

Sykes works in our accounts clearing department...

"Extreme miming"

'Not that sort of body building program!'

'He's maturing early.'

Electric Blanket.

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

"I'm starting slowly with a trainer who just stands around talking about his personal life."

'Your car should run fine now. I reformatted the hard drive, increased the ram, scanned for viruses, updated the firmware, upgraded to this year's processor...'

"Me? I'm taking the dog for a silly walk."

"Here we still are, eh? So much for the gloom-and-doom types who warned us against eating all the vegetation."

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

"Remember me? I'm your running shoes. Remember what running is?"

5. Install all equipment carefully. 6. Never increase the weight load of any exercise machine when you are by yourself.

"Previously on..."

Every time one of us gets a new head, those two think it's funny to call it "the changing of the gourd."

"What already?! If it weren't for my extraordinary willpower, I'd be exercising right now!"

"He said, 'Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?' I thought that meant steer."

'No peeking!!' - Learn to Run Classes.

Check out my six pack.

"Some Rain Forest this is..."

Banana Ballet

John Cleese

Tred carefully mill.

"I think that form '10,000' steps may have been 9,999 too many!"

An overweight lazy man chooses to exercise on a motorbike at a gym.

"They said it had a V-8, so I assumed it would run on tomato juice!"

'Are you mentally undressing me again professor?'

"We Don't Need Men. We Can Lick Our Own Vaginas"

'I think I found your missing nut.'

God raises the steaks.

The Rarely Seen Gas-Powered Eel

'You know why Pilgrim's pants fall down? They wear their buckles on their hats.' Where Light and Dark Meat Comes From.

"One CC of lubricant after meals, okay?"

'Try it now.'

'OK, I wanna see those trunks move! Left-right-left-right...'