'Not that sort of body building program!'
Muscle Merriment Gifts
Looking for a playful way to honor someone passionate about working out? Muscular humor and clever designs turn everyday items into amusing gifts. From t-shirts that flex your funny bone to mugs that motivate with a smile, our Muscle Merriment collection is perfect for fitness fans with a sense of humor. Brighten up their day with unique, creative gifts that celebrate strength and laughter in equal measure.
'Eat less. Drink less. Be merry more.'
Santa does a keg stand.
"I'm starting slowly with a trainer who just stands around talking about his personal life."
"What already?! If it weren't for my extraordinary willpower, I'd be exercising right now!"
'Joke emporium' 'Next prankster'
"Remember me? I'm your running shoes. Remember what running is?"
'I'll take #1.'
5. Install all equipment carefully. 6. Never increase the weight load of any exercise machine when you are by yourself.
"Hey dude, when I said curls might help, that's not what I meant."
"He said, 'Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?' I thought that meant steer."
Santa Claus Heralding the New Year
Merry Christmas!
Tred carefully mill.
'No peeking!!' - Learn to Run Classes.
Check out my six pack.
An overweight lazy man chooses to exercise on a motorbike at a gym.
"Just a few pumps more...!"
'Good mornin' Ruth!'
'He's been like that for an hour. Should we tell coach?'
SEE SANTA, ''Happy Holidays'? -- Don't tell me YOU'RE getting politically correct, now?'
It appears the robots have skipped consciousness and gone straight to self-consciousness.
"If you want a real metamorphosis, try lifting, bro."
You have any baby pictures, Randy? I'm just wondering what you looked like before all those muscles. HOJ. Indeed I do, little buddy. In fact, they were professionally taken. By Sears? By Muscle & Fitness Magazine. I was the centerfold in their infants and toddlers edition. Figures.
'OK, I wanna see those trunks move! Left-right-left-right...'
"Ok, that kind of spotting. No. I'm not doing that."
Singing
'... blast off!... Uh-oh. Houston, we have a problem.'
Lester adhered to his morning exercise regime.
Sykes works in our accounts clearing department...
Father Christmas lifting presents as a workout.
'Very good, Now ten more reps...and a one, and a two and ...'
Walk to School Machine
"When I bought you a wheelbarrow for Christmas I wasn�t expecting to ferry you back from the pub in it!"
"I'm not sure what that feels like."
Muscle Merriment Gifts Collection
Muscle Merriment Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs for fitness fans with a sense of humor—perfect for adding a splash of fun to their morning routine.
Muscle Merriment Pillows
Discover cozy pillows featuring muscle-merriment designs—ideal for adding a witty touch to any living room or gym corner.
Muscle Merriment Prints
Browse our artistic prints packed with humor and strength themes—perfect for decorating a fitness space with personality.
Muscle Merriment T-Shirts
Check out our humorous fitness t-shirts—great for casual wear, gym sessions, or making a statement with a smile.