Muscle Merriment Pillows

'Not that sort of body building program!'

'Eat less. Drink less. Be merry more.'

Santa does a keg stand.

"I'm starting slowly with a trainer who just stands around talking about his personal life."

"Remember me? I'm your running shoes. Remember what running is?"

"What already?! If it weren't for my extraordinary willpower, I'd be exercising right now!"

'Joke emporium' 'Next prankster'

'I'll take #1.'

5. Install all equipment carefully. 6. Never increase the weight load of any exercise machine when you are by yourself.

"Hey dude, when I said curls might help, that's not what I meant."

"He said, 'Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?' I thought that meant steer."

Santa Claus Heralding the New Year

'No peeking!!' - Learn to Run Classes.

Tred carefully mill.

Merry Christmas!

Check out my six pack.

An overweight lazy man chooses to exercise on a motorbike at a gym.

"Just a few pumps more...!"

"If you want a real metamorphosis, try lifting, bro."

'He's been like that for an hour. Should we tell coach?'

SEE SANTA, ''Happy Holidays'? -- Don't tell me YOU'RE getting politically correct, now?'

'Good mornin' Ruth!'

Singing

'OK, I wanna see those trunks move! Left-right-left-right...'

Sykes works in our accounts clearing department...

Lester adhered to his morning exercise regime.

"Ok, that kind of spotting. No. I'm not doing that."

Father Christmas lifting presents as a workout.

'... blast off!... Uh-oh. Houston, we have a problem.'

'Very good, Now ten more reps...and a one, and a two and ...'

Walk to School Machine

"When I bought you a wheelbarrow for Christmas I wasn�t expecting to ferry you back from the pub in it!"

Jester

'Look at it as a big ab machine.'