Muscle Humorist Pillows

On the back of the t-shirt...

'Not that sort of body building program!'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

Bench Press Accident

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

"I came here to get in shape, young man! What does me picking up your bar bill have to do with it?"

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

"I guess I misunderstood when I read you were into 'Bodybuilding'."

Fast Food Dieter

Hello-BUNS OF STEEL?

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

"Our new treadmill is easy to use, you just set it to the speed setting that's most comfortable for you."

Olympic Torch Training

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

Rugby - Interesting line-out tactics.

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

Easy chair exercise machines

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

'Fred, didn't I tell you to wear a helmet?'

Football Violence

"Still on your left."

"My doctor told me I should start working out."

'Why are jogging on the spot?'

Musclesnakes just swallow the dumbbells.