Martial Arts Humorist Pillows

'You crazy, man? He's a T'ai Chi master! -- He'll BORE you to death!'

'You crazy, man? He's a T'ai Chi master! -- He'll BORE you to death!'

Do you want to see my karate chop?

Cat in a tank...

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

"The Eggsorcist"

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

'At ease, soldier.'

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The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

Old Karate Master

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

Gustav Holst

French Army knife

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

'Does my bum look big in this?'

'...and this is the Mess.'

"Did you call for a Medic?"

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."

Rugby - Interesting line-out tactics.

'At last! Some decent kit.'

Jackson Pollock - "Oh no! Someone's thrown paint all over it!"

At a Country House

"It's obviously an original."

"It's not my fault - how was I to know you'd look scary with your clothes off?"

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

Banting in the Yeomanry

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.