Martial Arts Humor Pillows

'I'm sorry, sir. There's no such thing as user friendly nunchucks.'

Samuri Moosehap...

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

"Hi-yah!"

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

'At ease, soldier.'

KAWAII T'AI CHI

'Oooh, Jimmy, the teacher put another throwing star on your paper! Great!'

'Who said the Germans don't have a sense of humour? Just look at that card Hans Greber and we have haven't been shot at all day.'

The Karate Kitten.

A martial arts student saws a block of wood in half

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

"What did I tell you about practicing on the cat?"

No one ever tried to rob the Samurai Bank.

'Me? Morale Officer? --Why do you always pick on ME?'

"Bob's a tool belt."

Pub Kendo.

Martial Arts

Wilbert wished he's taken those karate classes instead.

"Once again, mere fists and blunt instruments prove no match for one so adept at the marsupial arts."

"Sir, the platoon suffered heavy casualties from a roadside IUD."

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

'Righty-tighty, lefty-loosey...'

'I thought you were supposed to break the wood with your hand, not the other way around.'

Wrestling Champion.

"I am in training for the sales."

'Thank you colonel we'll keep your strategy in mind.'

'I keep yelling at my privates.'

Peacekeeping?

"I'll let you ticket this one, Mick."