Martial Artistry Humorist Pillows

How NOT to solve the problem of 'floating elbow' in your taiji

Cat in a tank...

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"The Eggsorcist"

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

'At ease, soldier.'

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The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

Gustav Holst

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."

'Does my bum look big in this?'

'...and this is the Mess.'

"Did you call for a Medic?"

French Army knife

Jackson Pollock - "Oh no! Someone's thrown paint all over it!"

'At last! Some decent kit.'

Banting in the Yeomanry

At a Country House

"It's obviously an original."

Martial Arts

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

'It's been five years since leaving Iraq and I'm still getting the sand out my ears.'

'Well done troops: Spring is over, we can have a break now...'

"Have we looked as though we know what it is, for long enough yet?"

"It's not my fault - how was I to know you'd look scary with your clothes off?"

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

"Sir, the platoon suffered heavy casualties from a roadside IUD."

Nude conductor of Orchestra conducting 'The full Monte-verdi'

'Have you considered drawing other people?'