Martial Arts Humor Gifts

'I'm sorry, sir. There's no such thing as user friendly nunchucks.'

Samuri Moosehap...

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

"Hi-yah!"

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

Karataoke

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

'At ease, soldier.'

KAWAII T'AI CHI

'Oooh, Jimmy, the teacher put another throwing star on your paper! Great!'

'Who said the Germans don't have a sense of humour? Just look at that card Hans Greber and we have haven't been shot at all day.'

"You emptied your mind already? That was quick."

The Karate Kitten.

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

A martial arts student saws a block of wood in half

"Let's see, this one is cherry flavored, I think this one is blueberry ..."

"What did I tell you about practicing on the cat?"

No one ever tried to rob the Samurai Bank.

'Me? Morale Officer? --Why do you always pick on ME?'

Wilbert wished he's taken those karate classes instead.

Pub Kendo.

"Bob's a tool belt."

"Once again, mere fists and blunt instruments prove no match for one so adept at the marsupial arts."

Martial Arts

It doesn't get any better than this --- Tai Chi with chai tea!

"Sir, the platoon suffered heavy casualties from a roadside IUD."

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

'Righty-tighty, lefty-loosey...'

Wrestling Champion.

'I thought you were supposed to break the wood with your hand, not the other way around.'

'I keep yelling at my privates.'

"Isn't that adorable? He learned that in Karate class."

Doug finally got a chance to use his karate and he forgot to make the ceremonial bow.'

"I'll let you ticket this one, Mick."