Martial Arts Parody Fan Gifts

'The Pink Belt? That means I can open a child-proof caps.'

Overjumpers

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

"Hi-yah!"

"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts."

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"The Eggsorcist"

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

Black Belt/Yellow Belt/Green Belt/No Belt.

Karataoke

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

'Remember me?'

'You may now kick the bride.'

Mod Kwan Doh

KAWAII T'AI CHI

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

Old Karate Master

'Oooh, Jimmy, the teacher put another throwing star on your paper! Great!'

Mr. Cranky Pants Plants A Garden Part 9

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

"You emptied your mind already? That was quick."

The Karate Kitten.

"Or...we could suggest a three-way."

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

'Somebody keeps snapping all the stud boards in half. Anybody know anything about this?'

"What did I tell you about practicing on the cat?"

No one ever tried to rob the Samurai Bank.

'Your Thai-chi-chicken Sir.'

Cluck Norris in...LAYED in ACTION!

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

"Watch out for Donlan. He came back from Tokyo with a black belt in collective bargaining."