Lover Of Martial Arts Humor Gifts

'I'm not worried about his one-two, it's the left-right-elbow-head, his one-two-three-four that's bothering me!'

Overjumpers

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

"Hi-yah!"

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts."

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

Black Belt/Yellow Belt/Green Belt/No Belt.

'Remember me?'

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

Karataoke

'You may now kick the bride.'

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

KAWAII T'AI CHI

Mod Kwan Doh

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

Old Karate Master

'Oooh, Jimmy, the teacher put another throwing star on your paper! Great!'

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

"You emptied your mind already? That was quick."

The Karate Kitten.

'Somebody keeps snapping all the stud boards in half. Anybody know anything about this?'

"Lets watch a martial arts movie."

Gym. Instructor. Why do you want to learn kickboxing? I've always wanted to win a fight hands down!

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

"What did I tell you about practicing on the cat?"

No one ever tried to rob the Samurai Bank.

Tank driver wielding a slingshot.

'Your Thai-chi-chicken Sir.'

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

Cluck Norris in...LAYED in ACTION!

'Elroy had an unfortunate knack for picking fights with the wrong people'

"Use your words, Jefferson! Not a roundhouse to the face!"