Martial Arts Parody Fan Pillows

'The Pink Belt? That means I can open a child-proof caps.'

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Overjumpers

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

"Hi-yah!"

"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts."

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"The Eggsorcist"

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

'Remember me?'

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

'You may now kick the bride.'

Mod Kwan Doh

KAWAII T'AI CHI

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

Old Karate Master

'Oooh, Jimmy, the teacher put another throwing star on your paper! Great!'

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

The Karate Kitten.

'Somebody keeps snapping all the stud boards in half. Anybody know anything about this?'

"Or...we could suggest a three-way."

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

"What did I tell you about practicing on the cat?"

No one ever tried to rob the Samurai Bank.

'Your Thai-chi-chicken Sir.'

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

Cluck Norris in...LAYED in ACTION!

'Elroy had an unfortunate knack for picking fights with the wrong people'

"Watch out for Donlan. He came back from Tokyo with a black belt in collective bargaining."