Martial Arts Movie Fan Pillows

"Show Daddy what you learnt at Kung fu"

Overjumpers

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

"Hi-yah!"

"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts."

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

'Remember me?'

'You may now kick the bride.'

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

Mod Kwan Doh

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

KAWAII T'AI CHI

Old Karate Master

'Oooh, Jimmy, the teacher put another throwing star on your paper! Great!'

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

The Karate Kitten.

'Somebody keeps snapping all the stud boards in half. Anybody know anything about this?'

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

A martial arts student saws a block of wood in half

They soon changed their name..

"What did I tell you about practicing on the cat?"

No one ever tried to rob the Samurai Bank.

'Your Thai-chi-chicken Sir.'

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

Cluck Norris in...LAYED in ACTION!

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

"Use your words, Jefferson! Not a roundhouse to the face!"

'Elroy had an unfortunate knack for picking fights with the wrong people'