Martial Arts Movie Lover Pillows

"Lets watch a martial arts movie."

Overjumpers

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

"Hi-yah!"

"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts."

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

Black Belt/Yellow Belt/Green Belt/No Belt.

Karataoke

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

'Remember me?'

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

'You may now kick the bride.'

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

Mod Kwan Doh

KAWAII T'AI CHI

Old Karate Master

'Oooh, Jimmy, the teacher put another throwing star on your paper! Great!'

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

"You emptied your mind already? That was quick."

The Karate Kitten.

Gym. Instructor. Why do you want to learn kickboxing? I've always wanted to win a fight hands down!

A martial arts student saws a block of wood in half

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

'Somebody keeps snapping all the stud boards in half. Anybody know anything about this?'

The mission: Impossible burger.

"What did I tell you about practicing on the cat?"

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

No one ever tried to rob the Samurai Bank.

"I do all my own stunts"

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

'Your Thai-chi-chicken Sir.'

Cluck Norris in...LAYED in ACTION!