Martial Arts Movie Enthusiast Pillows

"Isn't American violence good enough?"

Overjumpers

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

"Hi-yah!"

Working in the Hazard Zone!

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts."

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

Steve McQueen

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

'Remember me?'

'You may now kick the bride.'

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

Mod Kwan Doh

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

KAWAII T'AI CHI

Old Karate Master

'Oooh, Jimmy, the teacher put another throwing star on your paper! Great!'

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

The Karate Kitten.

'Somebody keeps snapping all the stud boards in half. Anybody know anything about this?'

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

A martial arts student saws a block of wood in half

"What did I tell you about practicing on the cat?"

No one ever tried to rob the Samurai Bank.

"I do all my own stunts"

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

'Your Thai-chi-chicken Sir.'