Martial Arts Movie Enthusiast Pillows

"Isn't American violence good enough?"

Overjumpers

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

"Hi-yah!"

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

Working in the Hazard Zone!

"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts."

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

Steve McQueen

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

Black Belt/Yellow Belt/Green Belt/No Belt.

Karataoke

'Remember me?'

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

'You may now kick the bride.'

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

KAWAII T'AI CHI

Mod Kwan Doh

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

Old Karate Master

'Oooh, Jimmy, the teacher put another throwing star on your paper! Great!'

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

"You emptied your mind already? That was quick."

The Karate Kitten.

A martial arts student saws a block of wood in half

Gym. Instructor. Why do you want to learn kickboxing? I've always wanted to win a fight hands down!

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

'Somebody keeps snapping all the stud boards in half. Anybody know anything about this?'

"Lets watch a martial arts movie."

The mission: Impossible burger.

"What did I tell you about practicing on the cat?"

"I do all my own stunts"

No one ever tried to rob the Samurai Bank.

'Your Thai-chi-chicken Sir.'