Martial Arts Movie Fan Mugs

"Show Daddy what you learnt at Kung fu"

Overjumpers

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

"Hi-yah!"

"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts."

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

Black Belt/Yellow Belt/Green Belt/No Belt.

'Remember me?'

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

Karataoke

'You may now kick the bride.'

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

Mod Kwan Doh

KAWAII T'AI CHI

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

Old Karate Master

'Oooh, Jimmy, the teacher put another throwing star on your paper! Great!'

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

The Karate Kitten.

"You emptied your mind already? That was quick."

"Lets watch a martial arts movie."

'Somebody keeps snapping all the stud boards in half. Anybody know anything about this?'

A martial arts student saws a block of wood in half

They soon changed their name..

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

Gym. Instructor. Why do you want to learn kickboxing? I've always wanted to win a fight hands down!

"What did I tell you about practicing on the cat?"

No one ever tried to rob the Samurai Bank.

'Your Thai-chi-chicken Sir.'

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

Cluck Norris in...LAYED in ACTION!

'Elroy had an unfortunate knack for picking fights with the wrong people'

"Use your words, Jefferson! Not a roundhouse to the face!"