Muscle-bound Humor Lover Pillows

"I'm Steve, and I'll be your process server tonight."

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

Powerful Love.

Keep Fit.

'No, you weren't there. But in your expert opinion as a certified brainiac, do you think he did it?'

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

National Liberty and Tax Codes.

'Fred, didn't I tell you to wear a helmet?'

I think it's time to retire from boxing. I'm too old for life in the fist lane.

Giraffe Haircut

"Remember me? I'm your running shoes. Remember what running is?"

"Okay, so the current occupants are being tormented by supernatural forces, but they do agree to pay closing costs."

My resolution this year? Getting in shape so I can lift my favorite snacks!

'I'm afraid we only publish A list celebrity cookbooks.'

5. Install all equipment carefully. 6. Never increase the weight load of any exercise machine when you are by yourself.

'We rape, pillage and kill. THAT'S our corporate mission statement.'

Lard Lite - Marketing

"Hey dude, when I said curls might help, that's not what I meant."

'You can come out now, Harold. Economists say a recession won't happen.'

Yes, I'm sure I existed. 404 not found.

"I am exercising. I'm doing some online walking around an online mall."

Check out my six pack.

I don't care if you did win the bloody X-Factor. You're dealing with the H-Factor here.

Crash Test Dummy's Running Machine

"Well, you did say that you were just looking for something to get you started on the property ladder."

Weapons of mass destruction.

Clown doing curl with barbell has springing ball emerge from bicep.

Unreal Estate.

"This one's different, mummy, he wants me for my brain."

'He's been like that for an hour. Should we tell coach?'

"Year, I get a real workout with this exercise equipment. . . I'm constantly moving it out of my way!"

'My latest invention...the credit rock!'

"So why do they call you Big Dog?"

Queen Ranavola of Madagascar executed any of her subjects who appeared in her dreams....

'Well yes, my trainer told me to concentrate on lighter weights with many reps. He said it will build more defined muscle that way.'