Muscle-bound Humor Lover Mugs

"I'm Steve, and I'll be your process server tonight."

Powerful Love.

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

Keep Fit.

'No, you weren't there. But in your expert opinion as a certified brainiac, do you think he did it?'

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

National Liberty and Tax Codes.

Giraffe Haircut

'Fred, didn't I tell you to wear a helmet?'

"Remember me? I'm your running shoes. Remember what running is?"

My resolution this year? Getting in shape so I can lift my favorite snacks!

"Okay, so the current occupants are being tormented by supernatural forces, but they do agree to pay closing costs."

5. Install all equipment carefully. 6. Never increase the weight load of any exercise machine when you are by yourself.

'I'm afraid we only publish A list celebrity cookbooks.'

'We rape, pillage and kill. THAT'S our corporate mission statement.'

Lard Lite - Marketing

"Hey dude, when I said curls might help, that's not what I meant."

'You can come out now, Harold. Economists say a recession won't happen.'

"I am exercising. I'm doing some online walking around an online mall."

Crash Test Dummy's Running Machine

I don't care if you did win the bloody X-Factor. You're dealing with the H-Factor here.

Check out my six pack.

"Well, you did say that you were just looking for something to get you started on the property ladder."

Clown doing curl with barbell has springing ball emerge from bicep.

"This one's different, mummy, he wants me for my brain."

'Well yes, my trainer told me to concentrate on lighter weights with many reps. He said it will build more defined muscle that way.'

Unreal Estate.

Queen Ranavola of Madagascar executed any of her subjects who appeared in her dreams....

'Good mornin' Ruth!'

"Year, I get a real workout with this exercise equipment. . . I'm constantly moving it out of my way!"

'He's been like that for an hour. Should we tell coach?'

'My latest invention...the credit rock!'

"So why do they call you Big Dog?"