Muscular Humor Mugs

Sykes works in our accounts clearing department...

"Extreme miming"

'Not that sort of body building program!'

'He's maturing early.'

Electric Blanket.

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

"I'm starting slowly with a trainer who just stands around talking about his personal life."

'Your car should run fine now. I reformatted the hard drive, increased the ram, scanned for viruses, updated the firmware, upgraded to this year's processor...'

"Me? I'm taking the dog for a silly walk."

"Here we still are, eh? So much for the gloom-and-doom types who warned us against eating all the vegetation."

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

5. Install all equipment carefully. 6. Never increase the weight load of any exercise machine when you are by yourself.

"Remember me? I'm your running shoes. Remember what running is?"

"Previously on..."

"What already?! If it weren't for my extraordinary willpower, I'd be exercising right now!"

"He said, 'Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?' I thought that meant steer."

"Some Rain Forest this is..."

"I think that form '10,000' steps may have been 9,999 too many!"

John Cleese

Banana Ballet

'No peeking!!' - Learn to Run Classes.

Tred carefully mill.

Check out my six pack.

An overweight lazy man chooses to exercise on a motorbike at a gym.

The Rarely Seen Gas-Powered Eel

'I think I found your missing nut.'

God raises the steaks.

'Are you mentally undressing me again professor?'

"They said it had a V-8, so I assumed it would run on tomato juice!"

"We Don't Need Men. We Can Lick Our Own Vaginas"

"One CC of lubricant after meals, okay?"

'Try it now.'

'OK, I wanna see those trunks move! Left-right-left-right...'

Lester adhered to his morning exercise regime.