Multi-sport Spectator Gifts

'You slips have been watching football again.'

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'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

"I AM at my usual position."

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

To attract a bigger audience, the world chess federation allow fans to distract an opponent when it's his move.

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

"Whaddaya say we head home and curl up in front of a nice warm football game?"

'Why is laying around watching movies considered cozy, but laying around watching football is considered lazy?'

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

Bob liked getting involved - but not actively involved.

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

I think you just paid £5000 for cricket box, not a box at the cricket.

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

Football fan

'How come there aren't any peace heroes?'

"...and how do you feel about being labelled the new Great British hope?"

"The post-touchdown celebrations are getting out of hand."

'I only come to the game for the half time entertainment and snack bar privileges.'

I told you you weren't allowed to stretch before the seventh inning. Security.

Octopus in the bleachers.

"All the atmosphere of 'Murray Mound' but in the comfort of your own home!"

A Man mixing up his sports.

The steeple-chase. Man reads a sign stating that no horseman is allowed to follow the racehorses over the course.

"Ignore the 45,000 people. They're watching you, but they're not staring at you."

Fresh hamsters on a stick.

'I thought you wanted to get more involved with my sports.'

'I know my electric bills are way over due, but could you at least wait until the Super Bowl is over before turning off my electricity?'