Sporting Spectators Gifts

"... And in the blue corner, about to be soundly beaten... "

I like the Jets...I guess

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

"I AM at my usual position."

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

"Whaddaya say we head home and curl up in front of a nice warm football game?"

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

"There! Isn't sipping my Tropical Surprise more fun than arguing over some ancient sports trivia?"

'Are we watching business news or sports news?'

"Why T-Rexes do not play volleyball..."

'Why is laying around watching movies considered cozy, but laying around watching football is considered lazy?'

'Okay, men, let's go out and win one for the flipper.'

David and Goliath.

Caber

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

A skier and a paraglider

'Guys! The turnovers are KILLING us!'