Winter Sports Spectator Gifts

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

First aid in mountains

"I AM at my usual position."

Polar bear bowling alley

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

'The kids were so sweet...'

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Old snowboarder with a zimmerboard.

Hockey Season.

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

Winter Weather.

To attract a bigger audience, the world chess federation allow fans to distract an opponent when it's his move.

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

Sisyphus visits Stowe

'Fine. And you?'

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

The polar olympics

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

'If we're going to be the sponsor of a winter Olympic even, it should be the downhill.'

Recalculating

"You have to pick the places you don't walk away from."—Joan Didion, Penny, Joan Didion.

"Siri, find an ICU near me."

Ice Fishing

"Whaddaya say we head home and curl up in front of a nice warm football game?"

Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.

'Bored?'

Mountain Rescue for a Dog.

Milkjet Skiing

Where the Deer and the Antelope Play...

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

Dog Igloo.