Multi-sport Spectator Pillows

'You slips have been watching football again.'

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"I AM at my usual position."

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

"Whaddaya say we head home and curl up in front of a nice warm football game?"

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

'Why is laying around watching movies considered cozy, but laying around watching football is considered lazy?'

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

Bob liked getting involved - but not actively involved.

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

I think you just paid £5000 for cricket box, not a box at the cricket.

Football fan

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.

'How come there aren't any peace heroes?'

"...and how do you feel about being labelled the new Great British hope?"

Octopus in the bleachers.

"All the atmosphere of 'Murray Mound' but in the comfort of your own home!"

"The post-touchdown celebrations are getting out of hand."

'I only come to the game for the half time entertainment and snack bar privileges.'

A Man mixing up his sports.

'I thought you wanted to get more involved with my sports.'

"Ignore the 45,000 people. They're watching you, but they're not staring at you."

The steeple-chase. Man reads a sign stating that no horseman is allowed to follow the racehorses over the course.

'I know my electric bills are way over due, but could you at least wait until the Super Bowl is over before turning off my electricity?'

Fresh hamsters on a stick.

Winter Olympics