Movie Prediction Pundit Pillows

'I like to keep up-to-date with the movies I'll be hating next year.'

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

"Hear ye! Hear ye! Look, having nuclear - my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at M.I.T. - good genes, very good genes, O.K., very smart. . ."

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

"Suppose you tell me why you want to be a faceless drone at Globatron Inc.?"

"Oh, goody. More reality-based crap."

"We subscribe to five streaming services so why are we never able to see the hot new show everybody is raving about?"

'That was a flagrant misconduct of the left hand.'

"If you get married at the Grammy Awards, can your marriage be annulled at the Country Music Awards?"

"Now you're just being a jerk!"

"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."

I'm a gangster rap fan too!

"I understand they've uncovered some weird new side effects since you were here last."

Euro fall...

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."

Don Jr.

"Mom, can I obliterate New Jersey? Pleeease, mom?"

"It's a cross between pop and rap. We call it 'pap.'"

'In an unexpected development, an illegal alien won 'American Idol.''

"I call it decking - it will be all the rage in a few years."

'She'll be back!!!'

"And that was the news. . . But please feel free to go online and vent your spite, spread your conspiracy theories and promote your ill-informed opinions. . ."

"'Superman legacy' was awful. Just awful!"

Mudville

"In view of climate change, I'd put all my money into ice cream, mineral water and weapons!"

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