Prediction Pundits Pillows

"So...what's your 'feel it in my bones' forecast?"

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

Skeptic Tank.

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"

National Living Wage from April 1st.

'Bedtime stories at the Browns'.'

'Don't worry! Since 28% of my salary goes to the government, I've decided to work 72% of the time!'

'What if we televise government budget hearings and make them pay-per-view?'

How Trickle Down Economics Work

"We no longer use Astrology or crystal balls. We now use algorithms to predict the future."

'The Final Merger'

We can safely tell the Grand Jury your campaign money isn't soft, it's al dente.

New Year 2020

"I'm not concerned about us as long as there is nothing in the stimulus package for cats."

World Health Organization

Cat holds sign that says 'come over here', dog holds a sign that says 'how?'

"It also doubles as a karaoke machine."

Today's sermon: 'Do sin taxes violate the seperation of church & state?'

Never mind spring. What do you predict for the economy?

'I was trying to predict future market trends and the computer blew up!'

"What do you mean, we don't have an 'exit strategy'?!"

Vikings to the Super bowl.

'The trouble is not with your set -- the station just got hit with a new batch of politically correct Federal regulations.'

"I'll have to cance your appointment for next Friday. I'm going to be sick in bed with the flu."

1000 different economic theories trading cards. Collect them all.

Life plan

"I'll be right back."

"There's more to basketball than winning. There's also telling China to back off in Hong Kong."

'I'm looking for a short synopsis of the future in digital format.'

"So the only way to save the economy is to spend what we haven't got - plus ca change - moin ca change!"

Voter Suppression

"So we're agreed then - there's no need to make any changes to our equal opportunities employment policies."

'Don't get your hopes up...the future isn't what it used to be!'