Movie Buffs On Deserted Islands Gifts

Later that night, Tim crept into Andy's cave and coconutted him to death.

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

~ S.O.S.

'Do you want to see a movie tonight?'

Drawing on an island.

Cars at the drive in.

"There's the remote!"

Now playing. Zombie Truck-Driving Maniacs II. If I'm too scared, can we cuddle. It's why I make him see these horrible movies.

Spiro & Pusho watching TV whilst on a hike.

Here's the idea - A Christmas 'feel good' movie with a slasher twist. The title, 'It's a wonderful knife'.

'What luck!'

'This is where it gets tricky. I see 3 alternate endings and a director's cut.'

Darth Vader advertises nasal strips.

"I didn't think we'd be LITERALLY offshored."

Christmas-Plex

"There's no privacy anymore."

'There are 2 billion, 16 million, 10 thousand and sixty - one grains of sand on this island!'

I think you're starting to identify with our captor, Bob.

"Wait, how long have you had that?"

"Do you remember when this was a deserted archipelago?"

'I've got sand everywhere!'

Bottom Of The Barrel Holiday Releases

'Be a sport and come back tomorrow-I only got here this morning!'

"Tribal armbands are so last year!"

"Lucky for you I can't swim."

When you say you want to get away from it all you're talking about me aren't you?

'You call THIS hot-you should have been here in '63!'

'How goes the billing?'

'Give it up, Fred -- we don't have any offshore oil.'

No smoking.

Desert island dog

'Yer late.'