Movie Buffs On Deserted Islands Gifts

Later that night, Tim crept into Andy's cave and coconutted him to death.

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

'Do you want to see a movie tonight?'

Drawing on an island.

Cars at the drive in.

"There's the remote!"

Here's the idea - A Christmas 'feel good' movie with a slasher twist. The title, 'It's a wonderful knife'.

Spiro & Pusho watching TV whilst on a hike.

'What luck!'

'This is where it gets tricky. I see 3 alternate endings and a director's cut.'

"I didn't think we'd be LITERALLY offshored."

Christmas-Plex

"There's no privacy anymore."

'There are 2 billion, 16 million, 10 thousand and sixty - one grains of sand on this island!'

"Wait, how long have you had that?"

"Do you remember when this was a deserted archipelago?"

'I've got sand everywhere!'

Bottom Of The Barrel Holiday Releases

'You call THIS hot-you should have been here in '63!'

When you say you want to get away from it all you're talking about me aren't you?

'Be a sport and come back tomorrow-I only got here this morning!'

"Tribal armbands are so last year!"

"Lucky for you I can't swim."

'How goes the billing?'

No smoking.

'Give it up, Fred -- we don't have any offshore oil.'

Desert island dog

'Yer late.'

The Nantucket Treatment Center for people pathologically incapable of picking out an even halfway good movie at a video store.