Film Fanatics Seeking Redemption Gifts

The Nantucket Treatment Center for people pathologically incapable of picking out an even halfway good movie at a video store.

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

"'Tis but a scratch — in America, I'd still have to go in for work today."

A mummy, in police tape, chases a police officer.

Frank & Ernest. Signe Painted. Cosmetology Dept. That should be "cosmology"! Why do you always get those two confused? I always think the one about space should have an "et" in it.

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

"Santa's not been happy with your behavior in class and says, get it together or your Christmas won't be merry!"

Janet Leigh

Al, have you ever seen the movie "Harvey"? That rabbit was imaginary, but you must believe me: my wolverine is real!

"Captain, it appears to be some kind of paragraph."

Is there a reason I'm going into the red? Reason? Am I being penalized? Have I done something wrong? Maybe it's like A Wonderful Life. Your greed is catching up to you. You're experiencing bad karma. So I need to raise my prices?

"There's the remote!"

"Aaaaa....Chooo!"

'I'm sorry Donny...I can't get you any work. The studio says you're just too much of a stereotype.'

"They're not talking about New Moon the movie, they're talkign about how China and Japan greeted Obama."

'Second fastest gun in the west.'

What I'd really like to do, of course, is direct.

'Unfortunately, although I worked on the movie, I did not meet Mr Hitchcock in person...'

Blockbuster book adaptations gone wrong.

"Fred and Ginger, but of course not the Fred and Ginger."

Subtitles are often used in film productions

Super Heroes Society. Variety. Could we stop arguing about "box office" and actually fight some crime?!

'Braveheart is one of your ancestors? And why the heck don't you look like Mel Gibson??'

"I could've done without all the wisecracky stuff for adults."

Tarzan hate C.G.I.

David Niven.

"Giving youngsters spoonfuls of sugar, Miss Poppins, is tantamount to child abuse."

Darth Vader advertises nasal strips.

My goldfish has an odd look on his face, Al

Video Shop, "His, hers, unhappy compromise."

The Coen Brothers of Science.

If "Bonanza" actor Dan Blocker had been in a movie about an ancient Greek war ... He'd have been "The Trojan Hoss"!

At home with the movie-wreckers

death star bowling