Film Fanatics Seeking Redemption Mugs

The Nantucket Treatment Center for people pathologically incapable of picking out an even halfway good movie at a video store.

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

"'Tis but a scratch — in America, I'd still have to go in for work today."

A mummy, in police tape, chases a police officer.

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

"Santa's not been happy with your behavior in class and says, get it together or your Christmas won't be merry!"

Janet Leigh

"Captain, it appears to be some kind of paragraph."

"They're not talking about New Moon the movie, they're talkign about how China and Japan greeted Obama."

"There's the remote!"

"Aaaaa....Chooo!"

'I'm sorry Donny...I can't get you any work. The studio says you're just too much of a stereotype.'

'Second fastest gun in the west.'

What I'd really like to do, of course, is direct.

"Fred and Ginger, but of course not the Fred and Ginger."

Subtitles are often used in film productions

"I could've done without all the wisecracky stuff for adults."

Tarzan hate C.G.I.

Video Shop, "His, hers, unhappy compromise."

At home with the movie-wreckers

death star bowling