Outdoor Movie Buffs Gifts

Spiro & Pusho watching TV whilst on a hike.

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

The Pink Bantha

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

"'Tis but a scratch — in America, I'd still have to go in for work today."

"We both see Ben as this summer's breakout child."

I haven't been down there since last Valentine's day. I want to check on a couple who asked me to rekindle their romance. A year ago I told them that thanks to me they'd be spending more time together and less time at their offices. I said I'd make it so they'd have lots of nights at home ordering some take-out and watching a movie. They must be very happy with me. All I did was shoot an arrow of love, but apparently they think I caused some sort of pandemic to happen!

Frank & Ernest. Signe Painted. Cosmetology Dept. That should be "cosmology"! Why do you always get those two confused? I always think the one about space should have an "et" in it.

A father films his family while imagining himself as a director

"Look out, Luke Grasswalker! Irascibility leads to the dark side of the force. . . right into a hamburger bun."

A mummy, in police tape, chases a police officer.

"Don't go in there!!"

Wizard of Oz - repeat fees

"Good luck Mr. Bond, you have one minute to diffuse this tantrum."

A typical Monday. Zombie truck driving maniacs! South Pole penguin love! That's a stupid eco-friendly chick documentary! Insipid, mindless, violent, zombie crud! Negotiations commence, nearly a week before date night. Wimp! Blockbuster head!

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

"Santa's not been happy with your behavior in class and says, get it together or your Christmas won't be merry!"

'Do you want to see a movie tonight?'

"Hibernate sounds better than binge watch."

"I got another callback. My agent says it's between me and the guy who's going to get it."

'Tarzan of the Kangaroos'

The Very Bad Plot of a Very Bad Ecological Thriller

"All my life is passing before me - including the deleted scenes..."

The modern sheriff.

"I'm sick and tired of black."

Nun fight at the OK Corral.

Al, have you ever seen the movie "Harvey"? That rabbit was imaginary, but you must believe me: my wolverine is real!

"Captain, it appears to be some kind of paragraph."

Cars at the drive in.

'Not now Kato!'

'Not quite the effect I was going for.'