Outdoor Movie Enthusiast Gifts

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

'Do you want to see a movie tonight?'

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Ahhh... close enough."

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'My feet are killing me.'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Herman Mankiewicz

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

Bring your own inflatable.

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

Allotment

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Fly Fishing

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

Fishing sign.

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

'More bubbles!'

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

The Brothers Grime