Outdoor Movie Enthusiast T-Shirts

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

'Do you want to see a movie tonight?'

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

"Ahhh... close enough."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

'My feet are killing me.'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Herman Mankiewicz

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

Allotment

Bring your own inflatable.

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

"It's such a lovely day!"

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

Fly Fishing

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

Fishing sign.

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

'More bubbles!'

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka