Outdoor Movie Lover Gifts

Cars at the drive in.

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

Herman Mankiewicz

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

Man showing in the rain.

Sunbathing in Autumn

"Marco ..."

Relaxing in the Sun

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

A man rakes a tree

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."

"They make an awfully big thing of cookouts."

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

'How's this new concept? Instead of a gunfight, the hero overpowers the villian with a heartfelt homily on the sanctity of family values.'

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

Devil's Tower Park. Ernie, this nice ranger has offered to show us the basement gift shop.

"I'm torn, Randy. I don't know what to think." "About what, little buddy?" "Star Trek. The last movie got rave reviews. Critics and audiences loved it. Therefore, I loved it too. But it didn't come anywhere close to earning $1 billion at the box office. And these days, any movie that doesn't earn $1 billion is a complete failure. Therefore, I must hate it. I'm in limbo until the hive mind comes to a consensus." "Except for honey, nothing good ever comes from hives."

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

'Oh, nothing, just babysitting the Lord of the Rings.'

Red trousers at night - shepherd's delight.

"Are you sure how to use a baitcaster?"

"Why don't you just go and see this summer's feel-good movie?"

Holiday Adventures - Off the beaten path.

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'