Outdoor Movie Lover Gifts

Cars at the drive in.

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

Herman Mankiewicz

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

Man showing in the rain.

Relaxing in the Sun

"Marco ..."

Sunbathing in Autumn

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."

A man rakes a tree

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'

"They make an awfully big thing of cookouts."

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

'Oh, nothing, just babysitting the Lord of the Rings.'

'How's this new concept? Instead of a gunfight, the hero overpowers the villian with a heartfelt homily on the sanctity of family values.'

"I'm torn, Randy. I don't know what to think." "About what, little buddy?" "Star Trek. The last movie got rave reviews. Critics and audiences loved it. Therefore, I loved it too. But it didn't come anywhere close to earning $1 billion at the box office. And these days, any movie that doesn't earn $1 billion is a complete failure. Therefore, I must hate it. I'm in limbo until the hive mind comes to a consensus." "Except for honey, nothing good ever comes from hives."

"Are you sure how to use a baitcaster?"

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

"Why don't you just go and see this summer's feel-good movie?"

Holiday Adventures - Off the beaten path.

Opera Singer Looking Out of Place Sitting On The Bar Piano

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'