Motherhood Marvel Gifts

"Wow, Mom! All this time I thought you were just one person."

The way the men in her lab acted when she was pregnant, you'd have thought Ann was going to give birth to seven-pounds of plutonium.

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

"I only travelled with my umbilical cord!"

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

"My kid's a holy terror... no offense."

"Your mother called to remind you to diversify."

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

'Are you pregnant? How do you know? You look terrible!'

"He's such a fussy eater."

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

Fertility goddess. Nanny goddess.

Mother Nature

No kicking: 12-6 Mon-Sun

"I guess for me family planning is just a study in fertility."

"Sorry Tina, I won't be able to come over: Joey is finally asleep and I don't dare move..."

I love my family!

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

'A generous layer of vaseline makes an excellent tickle repellent!'

Downloading Pregnancy

Men explained.

"On no, the baby's breach!!"

Mother's Love

Mum and the Sleepless Baby

"I said, was... it... a... difficult... birth?"

Batman's Baby

'It's the same model... he painted the second one eight months after the first painting.'

'The cool thing about being a kangaroo is that I can actually watch my baby grow...'

The Yummiest Mummy in the Village

'They sure have small litters.'

'The dripping keeps me awake!'

'I think babies grow in a mommy's tummy and adopted babies grow in a mommy's heart.'