Maternity Marvels Gifts

Best used before 40 years.

Mighty Man Of Justice Is Born

Batman's Baby

"On no, the baby's breach!!"

"If I turn it up I might get out of here quicker!"

'I'm afraid this doubles your bill.'

The Elephant in the Womb

Womb service: A special room service for pregnant Women

'Wendy! I'm glad you came over! I want you to see my baby's ultrasound hologram!'

Congratulations! When are you due?

Happy Mothers Day

"Triple whammy."

Clown umbilical cord is made of party balloons.

Maternity Ward "Just call me the Secretary of Labor."

'If you don't like fathers in the delivery room, where will you be?'

"No chance of accumulating frequent birthing points in here. This is the only trip I'll take."

"Have you ever heard the saying, 'Two heads are better than one'?"

Birth canal: Keep clear at all times.

'And remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

Maternity ward (door sign.. push push).

Maternity ward on the farm.

'He's the father of the entire first row.'

'Looks like we'll have this one by C section."

'Well, Mrs.Gurkemiller...Either your female cycle has turned to European summer time, or you're pregnant.'

"Well at least now I ca almost imagine the level of pain my husband goes through when he's got a cold."

"Hard to tell...He was wearing a mask."

"I told you I was too old to have a baby."

'Apparently this is called 'Nesting'.'

The baby's really been moving round today.

"Haven't been there, haven't done that."

Please take a number...

Everything looks so good

The way the men in her lab acted when she was pregnant, you'd have thought Ann was going to give birth to seven-pounds of plutonium.

Womb Rating

'The old lady who lived in a shoe had so many Mother's Day cards she didn't know what to do.'