Maternity Magic Gifts

Mighty Man Of Justice Is Born

'Are you pregnant? How do you know? You look terrible!'

So … you do a lot of yoga?

Batman's Baby

"If I turn it up I might get out of here quicker!"

"I wish they'd never discovered fertility drugs!"

'Wendy! I'm glad you came over! I want you to see my baby's ultrasound hologram!'

The Elephant in the Womb

Congratulations! When are you due?

Push, push, push...

"Triple whammy."

'Hold it RIGHT there, buster! Nobody leaves the floor before signing out first!'

Happy Mothers Day

'It's a screaming ladies part.'

I mean, do I set the oven at 400'? 450'? How long do I keep them in? Do I turn them halfway through cooking? Oh, if only children came with instructions.

Clown umbilical cord is made of party balloons.

'If you don't like fathers in the delivery room, where will you be?'

"Have you ever heard the saying, 'Two heads are better than one'?"

"No chance of accumulating frequent birthing points in here. This is the only trip I'll take."

Maternity ward on the farm.

Maternity ward (door sign.. push push).

'No,if you'll read the eyes-in-the-back-off-your-head chart, I check your mom vision,'

'He's the father of the entire first row.'

'Looks like we'll have this one by C section."

'Well, Mrs.Gurkemiller...Either your female cycle has turned to European summer time, or you're pregnant.'

'Hello, parental support hotline? I was able to rise up and become super Mom. How do I get back down?'

'But I only came in to have my appendix out!'

'I'd really have the jitters if I knew the future, but your mom is supercool!'

"Hard to tell...He was wearing a mask."

"I told you I was too old to have a baby."

"A stranger is about to come into your life!"

The way the men in her lab acted when she was pregnant, you'd have thought Ann was going to give birth to seven-pounds of plutonium.

'The old lady who lived in a shoe had so many Mother's Day cards she didn't know what to do.'

"Wow, Mom! All this time I thought you were just one person."

'I know it's Mother's Day, but she just went into labor. She probably won't be a mother for hours.'