Mystical Mamas Gifts

'I'd really have the jitters if I knew the future, but your mom is supercool!'

"What is it? You're not wet or hungry. Mommy's not a mind reader. OK, I am, but I've never been very good at it."

"If I turn it up I might get out of here quicker!"

'Wendy! I'm glad you came over! I want you to see my baby's ultrasound hologram!'

"Hell, Mom! How's it look?!" "Holy mackerel."

'You can fill your teddy bear with stuffing or with a demonic spirit summoned from the nether regions.'

'All I want for Christmas is my old shape back again.'

Proud mother and new maid

Happy Mothers Day

Spaghetti Mummy

"Your're mum's well wicked."

"I'm desperate to have an inner child of my own."

'I seem to have lost the body I had before I had children.'

Baby's first horror movies

"I think formula should be bottled-up, but not your emotions."

'I love my obstetrician! He brings out the kid in me!'

'I was well-informed, well-adjusted, a useful member of society - then I married.'

"A stranger is about to come into your life!"

'The frame isn't fooling her.'

'Nanny being congratulated on arrival of new baby'

The way the men in her lab acted when she was pregnant, you'd have thought Ann was going to give birth to seven-pounds of plutonium.

'Weaning is a bit like a divorce, but mum always gets custody of me.'

". . . and if your kids have been driving you crazy today, just remember one day soon they won't even want to know you. . . and exhale. . . ahhhh."

How depressing... this sexy little dress used to be my floaty summer frock.

Best used before 40 years.

'What did the kids do now?!'

"You're lucky he's so supportive, Leda. A lot of men would probably feel threatened f their wives laid an egg."

Mom, the original life coach.