Mystic Momventures Gifts

"What is it? You're not wet or hungry. Mommy's not a mind reader. OK, I am, but I've never been very good at it."

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

"Remember, pregnancy is like taking an exciting thrill ride at an amusement park only the seats are larger."

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

Madame ZuZu. Dream Interpretation. Tarot. Palms. She says the dream where I'm taking a test naked means I barely made it through school.

'You can fill your teddy bear with stuffing or with a demonic spirit summoned from the nether regions.'

Sphinx with nursing Sphinx pups

"Joyce! The poltergeist are having another dinner party!"

Cat Seance

'Genius! Art class and snack time!'

"Ding dong means the witch is dead. Ding ding means dinner is ready."

'Mom's doctor recommended she take up knitting as a way to relax.'

"Everything started when I became a stay-at-home-mom of three little monsters."

"Hi - Mom? Going to Kayla's house? Thanks!"

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

"I'll be right back."

'I'm just your average suburban gladiator mum.'

Shakespearean Actor

'The spirit of Miss Tiger Lilly couldn't come this week!'

'No,if you'll read the eyes-in-the-back-off-your-head chart, I check your mom vision,'

'Don't tell anybody, but I'm not wearing a robe.'

'Ha ha! You've been afraid of someone else's future!'

The Paranormal Society...

'I'd really have the jitters if I knew the future, but your mom is supercool!'

"You will be going on a long journey..."

"A stranger is about to come into your life!"

Madame Lucille Fortune Teller. "I predict the future."

"Of course, this prediction has a plus or minus margin of error of 80% or 90%."

"Your fortune will be fifty pounds lighter when you leave this room."

Next Wise Man Please.

I hate it when you read over your shoulder.

"Ouch!"

"For Mother's Day I decorated the whole kitchen with glitter."

"Links"

Aura Ashley - Mediumwear.