Mystic Momventures Pillows

"What is it? You're not wet or hungry. Mommy's not a mind reader. OK, I am, but I've never been very good at it."

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

"Remember, pregnancy is like taking an exciting thrill ride at an amusement park only the seats are larger."

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

'You can fill your teddy bear with stuffing or with a demonic spirit summoned from the nether regions.'

Cat Seance

"Joyce! The poltergeist are having another dinner party!"

'Genius! Art class and snack time!'

"Everything started when I became a stay-at-home-mom of three little monsters."

'Mom's doctor recommended she take up knitting as a way to relax.'

"Ding dong means the witch is dead. Ding ding means dinner is ready."

"Hi - Mom? Going to Kayla's house? Thanks!"

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

'I'm just your average suburban gladiator mum.'

"I'll be right back."

Shakespearean Actor

'The spirit of Miss Tiger Lilly couldn't come this week!'

'Don't tell anybody, but I'm not wearing a robe.'

The Paranormal Society...

'I'd really have the jitters if I knew the future, but your mom is supercool!'

'Ha ha! You've been afraid of someone else's future!'

"A stranger is about to come into your life!"

"You will be going on a long journey..."

Madame Lucille Fortune Teller. "I predict the future."

Next Wise Man Please.

"Ouch!"

"Of course, this prediction has a plus or minus margin of error of 80% or 90%."

I hate it when you read over your shoulder.

"Your fortune will be fifty pounds lighter when you leave this room."

"For Mother's Day I decorated the whole kitchen with glitter."

"Links"

Fortune teller with crystal ball and sign explaining calling plans to the 'other side'.