Mum Adventures Pillows

'I'm just your average suburban gladiator mum.'

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

"Just kick back and enjoy this. These are the nest years of our lives!"

"Remember, pregnancy is like taking an exciting thrill ride at an amusement park only the seats are larger."

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

Suffering from Cooties?

Lamb Noise.

'Don't be alarmed if you hear the toilet flush a lot. Since you don't feel well, I thought I'd wash the dishes for you.'

"Listen. Nobody's cuter than anyone else! You're all equally cute!"

'The girls must be feeling better...'

"Now I think of Mom whenever it's cold."

'It's no problem, Mom. Samantha just likes to check on my table manners.'

"It's a beautiful world out there, just waiting to be discovered. Well, discovered by one of you, the rest will almost certainly die."

Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.

"Sorry Tina, I won't be able to come over: Joey is finally asleep and I don't dare move..."

"It's called geometry, Mum."

"Adopted? It's cute how you think we would've picked you."

"The good news is...you've one less window to wash."

'He's going to be an estate agent, just like his Dad.'

"Then what happened?"

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

"What is it? You're not wet or hungry. Mommy's not a mind reader. OK, I am, but I've never been very good at it."

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

'It's the same model... he painted the second one eight months after the first painting.'

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

"I'm so good at this!"

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

"Today in school we learned how to glue!"

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."